Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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