all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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