he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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