Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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