I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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