In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
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Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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