5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Dear god my vagina.
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