ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Hello my rib-scented angel!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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