Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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