We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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