you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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