I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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