turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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