So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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