I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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