I feel great
I just peed on a car
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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You. Win. At. Life.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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