So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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