Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
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