Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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