why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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