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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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