Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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