Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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