roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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