That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
