I wannas sexs uuuuu
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
