I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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