oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
FUCK WHALES
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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