it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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