We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
i need some magic done to my vagina
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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