Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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