There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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