If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
