is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I have feelings that need drinking.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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