Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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