real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I had to cum in my sink.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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