buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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