no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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