I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Randomize
