I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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