they're like a gay fantastic four
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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