I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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