I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.