what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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