Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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