fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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