You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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