this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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