What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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