it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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