I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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