Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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