What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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