Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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