ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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